Mother, don't shout, he'll use the Batbelt.
- MUM: You missed Adam West this morning, he knocked on the door five minutes after you left.
- ME: Adam West?! I missed Adam West? Why was Adam West in our street? (Excited like a small puppy.)
- MUM: Yes, he knocked on the door as I was leaving and got a mouthful. (Looking slightly confused at my excitment.)
- ME: I missed Batman? You shouted at Batman? Why would you shout at Batman?
- MUM: No, not Batman. The local councillor.
- ME: Oh. Okay. Less exciting.
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